don’t talk about tumblr outside of tumblr not because it’s some cool elite website but because it’s fucking embarrassing
No, it’s because we can’t have the people on the outside (i.e. people who aren’t on Tumblr) to find out about this colourful, magical world we log into multiple times a day
see this is what I’m talking about
Do you ever memorize a person’s voice? Like you can construct a sentence in your mind that that person’s never said, and yet you hear them say it.
fun prank idea: go to starbucks and tell the cashier your name is “Dad.” then when the barista starts calling “Dad??” “DAD?” “DAD” you can hide behind the crowd of people and watch as he begins to cry. why did his father leave him
Just some tips I’ve collected from the serial killers of tumblr
just reblogging with my original tags because people liked them:
#murder tips #thats an odd tag #just posting a series of murder tips #nothing big #people reblog this #this is gold #COME ON REBLOG #what can i tag this with so more people will see it #murder #killing #blood #i guess #um #stabby stab #shooty shoot #CATCH A MARLIN #okay thats all i got
why hasn’t one of my followers developed an internet crush on me yet?
Tin Canister Vendor
JSK, Cut-sew, Tights, Necklace-Jane Marple
Parasol-Baby, the stars shine bright
you’re waiting for your bride to come down the isle.
suddenly the piano stops and you smile big because you are excited.
everything is silent as everyone turns their attention to the doors.
suddenly she emerges and
[SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JAEGER]
I asked my mom if I could do this and she said if I did she wouldn’t come
No the bride must bust through a wall with full 3DMG equipped on her wedding dress.
Here is a chibi Claude on your dash! :3
This is Kina Isham from Malaysia with her sweet loli dress~
Future girlfriends: This is an acceptable purse.
“Will you hold my pur…” “Absolutely.”
I fully agree. ladies, this is your new pocket and purse alternative.
For years I’ve tried imagining something like this… but to see it… I need this.
Tomb Raider fashion line
WHERE CAN I BUY THESE???
somebody link please
What if Pokemon became an otome/dating sim game
(aka Pokemon Memorial)
The dialogues I put in here were taken from their respective games and obviously taken out of context. The background images I used are not mine (found all of them in Google Images)
I also might make more of these. Happy Halloween you guys! :D
cats are really cute, really soft. cats will never misgender you. cats are fast and make strange noises. cats are fundamentally creatures of the void and their basest nature is that of infinite darkness. the best animal of all time